everyone who likes coconut water is lying
you my friend have never drunken fresh coconut water
I think you can tell a lot about a person by which death in Harry Potter hurt them the most.
gladers are friends not food
said newt at some point probably
He’s not the same, and since Simmons left, he’s only getting worse. Simmons said she thought he’d be better without her here, but her leaving just broke him.
Photographer Jerry Hull captured these adorable images of this female Red Fox known as “Chloe” playing, stretching and sleeping in the snow.
To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell